rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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