I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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