There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So much Jack, so little girl.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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