Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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