Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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