So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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