What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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