She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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