even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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