booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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