Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
