The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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