woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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