conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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