just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Operation Purity has been aborted
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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