he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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