just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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