so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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