its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
