I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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