And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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