Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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