I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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