Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
