I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
4 words: hood of his car
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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