At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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