If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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