If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Randomize
