I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i just sent this text using only my big toe
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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