My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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