I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
