I'm really into asian looking animals
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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