you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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