A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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