You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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