I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i think i have herpe
just one?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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