hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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