yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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