is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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