we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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