my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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