I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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