are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
