idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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