i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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