using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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