I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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