the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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