The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
