Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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