I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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