it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize
