dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity