So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Let's get the cat blown out
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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