Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?

(1-312): View more from Illinois

not while she was awake

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed

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(571): View more from Virginia

I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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(678): View more from Georgia

in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.

(1-605): View more from South Dakota

I thought this was a dry campus.

(605): View more from South Dakota

That means you have to bring your own beer from home.

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