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(502): View more from Kentucky

i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a leather bustier to keep them in.

(925): View more from California

Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?

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(716): View more from New York

Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's shedding

(1-912): View more from Georgia

I told you penises don't tan

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(440): View more from Ohio

While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge

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