Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.