Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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