when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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