Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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