i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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