reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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